Thing I’ve never heard anyone say:
“I’d fuck Mark Zuckerberg.”
LADY GAGA REVEALS KENDRICK LAMAR COLLABORATION
Reminds us of this insane Wale quote, about his own Gaga collab in 2006:
It jaded me, man. I became more sensitive. Niggas ain’t your friend. Lady Gaga ain’t my friend. We at the “Chillin’” video shoot talking like we friends, then we at the awards and she walked right past. She got seven, eight, nine number one records and the record we made never worked. “Why should I still care about Wale? His record sold 28,000.” But in the studio we was homies. That was my first lesson. Not that I thought I’d be taking fucking shots of Ciroc with Lady Gaga on a Friday night watching SVU, but put it this way: friendships fluctuate with how hot you are or how cold you are in the industry. —Wale
Realest thing on the internet today. What he said goes for all forms of media/entertainment/business, by the way.
Thing I’ve never heard anyone say:
“I’d fuck Mark Zuckerberg.”