1. 4 Dec



    Not counting the celibate fringes of the straight edge community, scenes exist for one reason: for nerds to have sex with each other.
    — This article is so true it hurts.
     

  2. 21 Aug



    How To Become A Famous Menswear Blogger

    You can sub out “Menswear” for a lot of topics here. 

    (Source: howtotalktogirlsatparties)

     

  3. 14 Aug



    How to talk to hot women

    1. Walk up to them.
    2. Introduce yourself. 
    3. Imagine them eating a cheesesteak.
    4. Imagine them not having any home training and chewing it all weird with their mouth open and rubbing all that cheese and steak and onions on that Zara dress.
    5. Laugh.
    6. Talk to the woman. 

     

  4. 14 Aug


    Song of the summer.

     
     

  5. 10 Jul



    And now, a word from Killer.

    (One of my best friends is a freak of nature. He got a perfect score on the GMAT, almost did it on the MCAT and is now an orthopedic surgeon at the Mayo Clinic. Dude gets more done in a week that I did in 2011 completely. He might also be the smartest person I know. He can also drink you under the table. Last week, I asked him what the secret to his success is.)


    Be Goal Oriented.

     

    Everyone have a vision of who they would like to be, but oftentimes there is a disconnect between who they want to be and what they spend their time doing. My philosophy is simple. I simply spend every waking hour doing something that is going to bring me one step closer to being the person that I want to be.

     

    All of you know someone who talks about what they are going to be, or going to do, and they never seem to make it happen. If they aren’t spending their time now taking steps towards that goal, then they will never accomplish it. If you want to be well read, then read a book. If you want to be a singer, then start singing, If you want to be a well known socialite, then go out drinking.

     

    There are 168 hours in a week. Try using all of them to get you where you want to be.


    And there you have it.

     

  6. 25 Apr



    Observation

    Thing I’ve never heard anyone say: 

    “I’d fuck Mark Zuckerberg.”

     

  7. 17 Apr


    Aldous Huxtable Public Service Announcement: As someone who did lean a bunch of times in college, I really should let all you impressionable youth know that you can’t shit if you sip regularly. As in, you don’t poop. Ever. It gives you the worst stomachaches and GOD HELP YOU if you eat Mexican or a fresh-ass salad or drink a bunch of coffee or something. Also, codeine overdose kills motherfuckers. Don’t be stupid.  However, lean is fun in moderation, just like everything else in life that isn’t heroin. I just think that’s the kind of stuff people who glamorize this stuff should tell you. I sure wish someone would have told me when I was sitting on the toilet ACTUALLY PRAYING TO TAKE A SHIT. This has been a Aldous Huxtable Public Service Announcement.

    Aldous Huxtable Public Service Announcement:

    As someone who did lean a bunch of times in college, I really should let all you impressionable youth know that you can’t shit if you sip regularly. As in, you don’t poop. Ever. It gives you the worst stomachaches and GOD HELP YOU if you eat Mexican or a fresh-ass salad or drink a bunch of coffee or something. Also, codeine overdose kills motherfuckers. Don’t be stupid. 

    However, lean is fun in moderation, just like everything else in life that isn’t heroin. I just think that’s the kind of stuff people who glamorize this stuff should tell you. I sure wish someone would have told me when I was sitting on the toilet ACTUALLY PRAYING TO TAKE A SHIT.

    This has been a Aldous Huxtable Public Service Announcement.

    (Source: virgilabloh)

     

  8. 31 Jan


    REAL TALK TUESDAY: If I came home and my girl was spooning my dog in the nude, I’d freak the hell out, then get a new girlfriend. Nobody’s day is THAT bad. Even cats strung out on meth ain’t nude spooning with Poochie, yo. This picture is just…WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN SAY??? First of all, why is the dog in the bed? WE TRAINED HIM NOT TO GET IN THE BED!  This picture is making me feel a lot of feelings, man.

    REAL TALK TUESDAY: If I came home and my girl was spooning my dog in the nude, I’d freak the hell out, then get a new girlfriend.

    Nobody’s day is THAT bad. Even cats strung out on meth ain’t nude spooning with Poochie, yo. This picture is just…WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN SAY??? First of all, why is the dog in the bed? WE TRAINED HIM NOT TO GET IN THE BED! 

    This picture is making me feel a lot of feelings, man.

    (via claytonhauck)

     

  9. 11 Jan



    Notes from the Tuba Player

    First one of you to make a “Shit #menswear bloggers Say” video gets curbstomped.

    You have been warned.

     

  10. 22 Oct



    My house

    …is bare. So was the last one.

    For some unknown reason, there’s a lot of anxiety when it comes to organizing my living space. We’re talking borderline-panic. There’s that feeling of never being able to afford things that actually make you happy, you know? You want the couch your friend had when you were a kid. You want the tv stand. You want to know why you don’t feel complete unless you own so-and-so. You get mad because advertising works.

    People who can move into a space and make it their own in like 5 months impress the hell out of me. I see the design stuff Lexi posts (btw, thank you so much for helping me find pieces) and I can’t process how people make empty spaces look like that. 

    This sounds so fucking stupid. “Just go buy some stuff, asshole.” Honestly? A lot of the weird feelings stem from me being legit scared of going to places like antique stores and vintage markets.  Not joking, the whole thing is so damn overwhelming to me! I don’t know why! I just want a couch that I can chill on, a TV to watch, and a bed frame that gets me off the floor.

    And a minibar.

    And an area rug.

    And some picture frames.

    It’s not the American Dream, but that’s all I want, you guys.