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  3. Look, I understand that it can be hard to keep up with who all these rappin’-ass rappers are these days. Lucky for you, I’m here to help.
    — I broke down the ‘12 XXL Freshman list for people who don’t know what any of those previous words mean.
     


  4. To the cabdriver who tried to recruit me to the Nation of Islam at 3 a.m.: Come on, homie. I’m just trying to get to the leftover pad Thai I have in the fridge before I fall asleep with the TV on and my contacts in. Yes, yes, the honorable Louis Farrakhan is the light and the way, I’m aware.
     


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