I'm Ernest. Let's have some fun.
Look, I understand that it can be hard to keep up with who all these rappin’-ass rappers are these days. Lucky for you, I’m here to help.
To the cabdriver who tried to recruit me to the Nation of Islam at 3 a.m.: Come on, homie. I’m just trying to get to the leftover pad Thai I have in the fridge before I fall asleep with the TV on and my contacts in. Yes, yes, the honorable Louis Farrakhan is the light and the way, I’m aware.