1. 19 Jul


    molls: annadevries: Caption: “As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.” In which we learn the secret to Martha Stewart’s power. [Source] This is true. You absolutely must chew on your pets’ faces. White people are hilarious sometimes.

    molls:

    annadevries:

    Caption: “As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.”

    In which we learn the secret to Martha Stewart’s power.

    [Source]

    This is true. You absolutely must chew on your pets’ faces.

    White people are hilarious sometimes.

     
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