December 2011
56 posts
Anonymous asked: Who ya best friend?
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: What was your favorite Christmas present that you got?
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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“First they came out with Uggs, and I didn’t speak out because I...”
– It’s a stretch, but the intent is there.
Dec 28th
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Every Lady Gaga interview ever.
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Dec 28th
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“Nobody expects much from the week between Christmas and New Year’s. That’s why...”
– How To Make The Most Of The Post-Holiday Lull (via fastcompany)
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Atlanta dudes...
Where are the good thrift/consignment spots nowadays? I’m going to Sid Mashburn tomorrow, but only to look and get inspired to make more $$$ in 2012.
Dec 26th
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nedhepburn: Is Ryan Gosling the new Zooey Deschanel? Has his meme capacity reached critical mass? When will the inevitable backlash start? Is “Silent Sorta Cocky Cool Guy” the “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” for women? Discuss.  Slow down, Ned. You killin’ em…
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Tis the season
sade: for everyone to go to their parents’ house and upload baby pictures of themselves to facebook.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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“I am really trying to push entertainment, commerce, and business south of...”
– Brian Babylon is the motherfucking man.
Dec 22nd
Here's my column on the whole audition process and... →
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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Some words on auditioning for the "In Living...
For my RedEye column this week, i thought it would be fun to go put myself out there and try out for the “In Living Color” reboot. I never got to audition, which is fine since I didn’t have anything planned. (That was the point. the whole “people think they can just walk on a set and run shit” delusion and all that) I wrote some observations down, and I’ll post...
Dec 21st
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Rob Delaney: My least favorite people (at this... →
robdelaney: My least favorite people (at this second) are people who feel Obama “let them down” or “didn’t deliver on his promise.” Guys, “HOPE” was a one syllable slogan, a logo even, to get a corporate backed, big D Democrat elected in a cash contest. People like you are THE SAME THING as the “undecided”…
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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I wrote some stuff about some really horrible... →
Dec 19th
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WatchWatch
NEVER FORGET.
Dec 19th
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You've got questions, I've got time to kill. Come... →
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“1: No one gives a crap: Allow me to save you a bunch of time and money you’ll...”
– Like a bunch of folks today, we read that RELEVANT magazine “Things to know at 25(ish)” post, too. Some members of the staff decided to kick in some life advice of our own. Do us a solid and pass these to that bud going through a quarter-life crisis, ok? (via redeyechicago) Wrote some words on...
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Anonymous asked: Did you meet your new girl thru that Redeye dating site/contest?
Dec 10th
“If this is your first concert, its all downhill from here.”
– -Kanye West (via virgilabloh) See what I mean?
Dec 10th
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RANT TIME!
I am currently in a new(ish) relationship. That’s right, Ernest got him a girlfriend. She’s a babe, makes me happy, and laughs at my jokes. However, have you noticed that when you start dating someone you lose any semblance of an edge you may have? I swear to God, the other day I said (In a voice that sounded like a white person doing an impression of a black person doing an...
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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A Beer With: S2E2 - “The one with the stand-up comedians” This week, we have drinks with some young comedians doing their thing in Chicago these days. Brian Babylon, Kenny DeForest, Will Miles and Liza Treyger tell me about the differences between stand-up and improv here, as well as some great stories that may or may not contain the “C” word. As always, enjoy and please...
Dec 7th
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“I don’t know— what’s the difference between Rush and Led Zeppelin, other than...”
– The Black Keys’ Patrick Carney on how his band will be remembered 20 years from now. (via pitchfork) Great point.
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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