February 2010
35 posts
drugstoredj:
Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes
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January 2010
85 posts
What I learned this weekend:
Always have a spare...
Life
This morning, I may or may not have taken the elevator down to the kitchen to get a drink of water at my buds house because I was too hungover to walk the 5 flights of stairs.
I can’t decide if the previous sentence is arrogant or if it’s just fucking DOPE.
Quesshun
Is anybody else’s “Ask” feature being weird? I’ve had the same question (that I already answered) in my messages section.
Ideas?
“I don’t think I’m doing God’s work. I believe I’m doing...”
– - Dr. Harry Edwards
Now that I can finally help myself, it’s time to start helping others.
Because I Feel Like Bragging.
holdthewhippedcream:
There’s something to be said about not peaking in high school. Sure, I would’ve like to have the American Pie version of high school… but I know most of those kids who did. And I think they’re still working on their BA. Or dropped out and keep getting fired from their food service job. Or have a toddler.
There’s also something to be said about peaking in college. You...
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BEST. TUMBLR. EVER. →
You can be Liz Lemon all you want as long as you...
One angry thing and one happy thing
THE ANGRY:
Whenever you say something along the lines of “But Ernest, you aren’t black!” you’re admitting two things and confirming another.
The admissions:
You don’t know many, if any other black people. Which means you don’t know that just like EVERY OTHER CULTURE on the planet, we’re pretty diverse as a people. We’ve got nerds & hipsters...
Come holla at me, joe. →
His royal badness writes Minnesota Vikings fight... →
ideasareawesome:
Does this mean we’ll get a Cash Money/No Limit response? God, I hope so.
thatwhitebxtch asked: If you had a miniature pony, what would you name it?
gettinitin asked: Tupac or Biggie? Mobb Deep or Tribe Called Quest? Jay-Z or Nas?
Ask something. I'm feeling deep and insightful. →
How I know I'm growing up.
I can now afford a 2 bedroom apartment. To myself.
That may not be a big deal to you, but 2004 Ernest is BUGGING. OUT.
The "friend-zone" is dead. Long live the...
(I know. I can’t believe I titled this that either.)
It doesn’t exist, you guys.
“It”, of course referring to “the friend-zone” a special form of emotional purgatory guys (and a few gals, let’s be fair) reside in where the object of their physical/emotional affection/desire doesn’t return said affection/desire and they find themselves trapped in...
The Advocate says Atlanta is the gayest city in... →
(via thomaswheatley)
File this under “No shit.”
I should learn to take my own advice.
Had a conversation with a friend recently who is in a similar rut of “having a lot of ideas and plans and little time to execute them all”. We were bantering back-and-forth and this came out of me. Here’s a suggestion: Look at the big categories of what you want to do. One would be tv, music, etc. underneath the big category, write literally EVERYTHING you want to do no matter...
What I learned this (MLK) weekend:
When it comes...
Guys:
could you date a woman with the same name as your mom?
C'MON, SON. →
Tim Tebow will be appearing during the Superbowl, kids.
Notes from the Tuba Player
…..I kind of miss Tumblarity.
Somebody made a "Pants on the Ground" beat. →
Feel free to spit your hottest 16.
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Ever have that one random song come on shuffle...
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The one where Mrs. Wilkins keeps it in perspective
Me: Ma, did you hear about the whole Conan/Jay Leno thing?
Mom: Nope, what happened?
(I give her the gist of what's happened so far)
Me: Isn't that messed up?
Mom: Ernest, I have to go try and teach 8th graders to read tomorrow. The fact that Jay Leno isn't funny or Conan got screwed means absolutely nothing to me.
Me: ....dang, Mom.
Mom: Sorry, bookie. Stay warm, Love ya, and I'll talk to you soon.
10 years ago today, this was the #1 song in the...
